horror movie rules
best answer goes to who ever can name all the rules to survive a horror movie …?
When you execute the murderer, NEVER run upstairs! This will result in immediate entrapment. Virgin never die, never so, never give in a horror movie! If you are female, do not wear heels. They tend to break in the bad times, and thus lead to their death. Try some sneakers instead. If you are being chased by the murderer, and see someone walking distance to scream, scream! These people are not psychic! If you think that the murderer is dead, it is not. Not always approach the cause of death after being shot / stabbed / blown / sprayed with holy water / construction left / through hole / etc. Run like hell and call the police. No camp at night near a lake or any building creepy. Cabins are a bad idea too. Check your weapon before having to shoot the murderer, or it will turn out to be unloaded, and then you are screwed. Before entering any suspicious areas (camping / cabin / lake / etc) make sure your battery is in good working order. Cars do not seem to want to start in the worst moments of horror films. Speaking of cars, if the murderer is actually chasing you even bother with the car, because start. Do not hide in a closet. You know you're there. Trust me. If you hear a noise from above and there is nobody at home, not a cat, get out of the house. If you hear a noise, DO NOT go see what it is! Call the police and then ask questions later. NEVER go to see what is unique. If you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER apart! Keep in large groups of at least 3 or more. The Killers tend to select groups of two with ease. Avoid cemeteries at night. I do not care if your friends dare to do something there, not worth it in the final. Never say: "I'll be right back." Because you will not be. Do not talk to strangers. Especially those who have jackets straight blood. Do not play with dolls or doll houses belonging to the creepy and / or girls dead. Especially blondes. Do not dye your hair blond, brunettes tend to be safer. When run from the murderer, always look where you go! Girls tend to travel around and twist ankles inconvient most times. If people place in his hometown again make comments like: "We could'nt even eat without you!" Just run like hell. Ladies: The skin unless you shows, the greater your chances of survival are! Naked chicks die EVER! Never back up without looking back, because the murderer is behind you. Sluts, Pranksters Jocks and usually end up dead, to avoid such stereotypes. Not at any time, read a book of demonic, spells, or "Ways 101 to Wake the Dead "No matter how cool it looks, or how much fun you or your friends think it might be, simply do not open this book. Avoid especially Reading this book aloud. Never ask "Who's there …. When you have freed the murderer to the house / other room and closed the door, no rests on the door and a sigh of relief. The Axe / Machete / chainsaw ALWAYS come to devastate the next door to the head. If you have a murderer on the loose, not having sex. You do not want to know you had sex with the murderer.
Scene from _Scream_: The Rules for Surviving Horror Films
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