horror movie satire

Looking for a good Halloween movie?
I am looking for a good Halloween movie is rated PG or PG-13. I want a little scary but not a horror movie at all. Satire movies are OK (Young Frankenstein, Ghostbusters), but try to give an order list of the top 5 more or less.
I like the Black and White classic, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, the Werewolf, The Creature from the Black Lagoon
SAW feat. Zack Kahn
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Postal Worker [VHS] $19.95 A time-bomb is ticking and it’s postal worker OREN STARKS (Brad Garrett of CBS’s Everybody Loves Raymond). Oren is stressed with paranoid delusions. Psychologist Dr. Nicolas Brink is attempting to create a “psychological vaccine” to defuse these human time-bombs which seem to be “going postal” at an alarming rate. Almost everyone at this post office is on the brink of insanity. At the center of t… |
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Nudist Colony of the Dead [VHS] A group of nudists who are dedicated to their in the buff lifestyle are forced to close their camp by local religious fanatics. Rather than succumb to the moralist’s pressure, the nudists commit a ritualistic mass suicide but not before vowing to avenge their fate upon the holy rollers. After the camp closure, the former “skin zone” is converted into a religious retreat for not-so-religious teen… |
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Goodbye 20th Century [VHS] $9.99 “GOODBYE 20th CENTURY” unfolds during three periods of time – it begins in post-apocalyptic 2019, continues 100 years earlier, and ends on December 31st, 1999, the last night of our time… It is 2019, after global destruction and descent into savagery. The immortal Kuzman, overburdened by the sins of incestuous love, tries to discover his destiny in order to learn how to die. As he enters the whi… |
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Gremlins 2 – The New Batch $3.04 The Gremlins are back and this time they’re taking New York by storm.Genre: HorrorRating: PG13Release Date: 10-AUG-2004Media Type: DVD… |
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Treehouse of Horror $1.99 … |
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American Psycho [Blu-ray] $6.99 AWEALTHY NEW YORK INVESTMENT BANKING EXECUTIVE HIDES HISALTERNATE PSYCHOPATHIC EGO FROM HIS CO-WORKERS AND FRIENDS AS HE ESCALATES DEEPER INTO HIS ILLOGICAL, GRATUITOUS FANTASIES…. |
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Obama Zombie Mens T-shirt, Funny BARAINS! Barack Obama Parody Men’s Shirt Our Mens T-shirts are made of 100% fully machine washable cotton blend for a cool comfortable and versatile fit every time…. |
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Obama Zombie Juniors T-shirt, Funny BARAINS! Barack Obama Parody Juniors Shirt Our Juniors T-shirts are made of 100% fully machine washable cotton blend for a cool comfortable and versatile fit every time…. |
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Obama Zombie Mens Sweatshirt, Funny BARAINS! Barack Obama Parody Men’s Pullover Hoodie Our Mens Hooded Pullover Sweatshirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/Poly blend for a warm comfortable and versatile fit every time…. |
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal $7.51 Very good. Minor wear on clean book. Ships same or next business day. I am a trustworthy and responsive seller…. |